Boys and their Pee-Pees

During bath time:

Luke: "Andrew your pee-pee is fatter than mine."

Then, after bath time Luke and I played our first game of chess. After coming down stairs he threw just the board up on the table.

Me: "Luke, you forgot the pieces."

With a huge smile that suggested he thought himself rather brilliant, he opened up his underwaer to reveal every chess piece in my house.

Luke: "where else could I put them?"
Me: "Maybe you could have just brought down the box they were in."