Boys and their Pee-Pees

During bath time:

Luke: "Andrew your pee-pee is fatter than mine."

Then, after bath time Luke and I played our first game of chess. After coming down stairs he threw just the board up on the table.

Me: "Luke, you forgot the pieces."

With a huge smile that suggested he thought himself rather brilliant, he opened up his underwaer to reveal every chess piece in my house.

Luke: "where else could I put them?"
Me: "Maybe you could have just brought down the box they were in."

Andrew's Quote of the Day

After our dog Cinder threw-up in the kitchen, Andrew experienced his first ever "dry-heave". Obviously having no idea what was going on in his body he said:

"Mommy, when I look at Cinder's throw-up my mouth opens."